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vote “no” on calling my house

by Bill Zam | Posted on: October 5, 2012 9:17 am - in journaliZam

The U.S. economy added 114,000 jobs last month, and every single one of them was a Republican National Convention telemarketer who called my house.

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Tags: economy, election, jobs, marketing, politics, republican, Republican National Convention, telemarketing, unemployment, vote

abort, retry, fail?

by Bill Zam | Posted on: May 23, 2012 5:01 pm - in journaliZam

Hewlett-Packard is cutting 27,000 jobs to save $3 billion, which is the equivalent cost of six inkjet printer cartridge refills.

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Tags: business, cartridge, computer, employment, Hewlett-Packard, HP, inkjet, layoffs, printer, refill, technology, unemployment

this job blows

by Bill Zam | Posted on: May 22, 2011 8:58 am - in journaliZam

News & Observer:
“As #Conagra pulls out, workers face uncertainty”

Zam:
Alternate: ‘Conagra pulls out on workers’ faces’

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Tags: blowjob, conagra, employment, labor, money shot, news & observer, oral sex, pull out, unemployment

winning economy

by Bill Zam | Posted on: March 4, 2011 8:43 am - in journaliZam

CNN:
“Economy adds 192,000 jobs in February.”

Zam:
And those are just the ones given by Charlie Sheen’s goddesses.

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Tags: charlie sheen, economy, goddess, unemployment, winning

jintao and tonic

by Bill Zam | Posted on: February 4, 2011 10:46 am - in Zamblog

The U.S. unemployment rate fell in January, but only because thousands of extra temporary workers were hired to make Hu/Hoo/Who jokes.

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Tags: britney spears, china, hoo, hoo hoo, hu, hu jintao, the who, unemployment, who

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