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cunctator

by Bill Zam | Posted on: June 1, 2012 7:15 am - in neologiZams

A.Word.A.Day
“cunctator (n.): One who hesitates; a procrastinator or delayer.”

Zam:
Seriously? How is this not a sexually transmitted disease? Get on that, dictionary.

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Tags: cunctator, neologism, sex, sexually transmitted disease, STD, word

“In a theatre during a Greek tragedy.”

by Bill Zam | Posted on: January 4, 2012 8:21 pm - in Zamblog

#PlacesIveHadSex is trending at the same time as #momquotes. Twitter is yours, Oedipus.

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Tags: mom, oedipus, place, sent from Twitter, sex, Twitter

condominium

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 31, 2011 10:05 pm - in Zamblog

@matthewdolkart:
“The Container Store sells nothing to contain boners.”

Zam:
Cuntainer?

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maybe this is why they retired the Big Yella mascot

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 31, 2011 10:04 pm - in today's quote

“Gotta have my Pops!” -Kid who loves Kellogg’s Corn Pops and/or incest

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Tags: advertising, cereal, commercial, Corn Pops, incest, Kellogg's, oh no he didn't, pops, sex

Pandora’s box

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 27, 2011 10:08 pm - in Zamblog

Sometimes she doesn’t pick the right songs, but I just finger-banged Pandora’s thumbs-up box so eagerly it felt like the prom.

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Tags: app, clumsy, finger, fingerbanging, fingering, music, Pandora, prom, radio, sex, thumb, thumbs up

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