Bill Zam authors the syndicated (i.e., controlled by the mafia) humor column “Zamblings: Random Thoughts and Ramblings by Bill Zam” and has been published in both of the standard-bearers for integrity in American journalism: The Washington Post and Maxim. Zam has experience in business writing and serious journalism, but his specialty is making fun of things he knows very little about. Though he is sarcastic and bitter on the outside, some say that on the inside is a heart of gold – which may or may not be coated in milk chocolate and a delightful candy shell. Bill Zam is so big that the collage of zany images below is probably still downloading by the time you read this.