Chewbacca was a Han job.
“I eat punks like you for breakfast.” -B-movie action hero/cannibal at CBGB’s
“Let’s put in a sequence where the lead grinds through nature on a makeshift skateboard!” -Every animated film screenwriter, 1985-present
Mission Impossible: Simon Pegg Holds Gadgets in His Mouth [alternate title]
Why does the government want to block AT-AT’s using T-Mobile? The reception on Hoth sucks.