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Wookiee on the cookie

by Bill Zam | Posted on: February 9, 2013 10:47 am - in Zamblog

Chewbacca was a Han job.

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Tags: Chewbacca, film, Han, han solo, hand job, handjob, science fiction, Star Wars

does this taste Rotten to you?

by Bill Zam | Posted on: February 19, 2012 11:34 am - in Zamblog

“I eat punks like you for breakfast.” -B-movie action hero/cannibal at CBGB’s

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Tags: action movies, CBGB's, cheesy dialogue, film, i eat punks like you for breakfast, Johnny Rotten, punk, punk rock

or white people rapping!

by Bill Zam | Posted on: January 14, 2012 5:15 pm - in Zamblog

“Let’s put in a sequence where the lead grinds through nature on a makeshift skateboard!” -Every animated film screenwriter, 1985-present

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Tags: animation, children, film, sent from Twitter, skateboard, stereotype, surf, what I learned from movies

I shaid, “Ghofe Pwodocaww”

by Bill Zam | Posted on: December 25, 2011 11:00 pm - in Zamblog

Mission Impossible: Simon Pegg Holds Gadgets in His Mouth [alternate title]

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Tags: action, film, Ghost Protocol, Mission: Impossible, stereotype, tech whiz, things I learned from the movies

can you hear me better outside the Tauntaun?

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 31, 2011 10:06 pm - in Zamblog

Why does the government want to block AT-AT’s using T-Mobile? The reception on Hoth sucks.

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Tags: action, AT&T, business, cell, film, hoth, merger, mobile, phone, science fiction, Star Wars, T-Mobile, tauntaun, telecommunications, telephone, the empire strikes back

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