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imballz

by Bill Zam | Posted on: February 1, 2011 12:00 pm - in Zamblog

I don’t understand all the gravity…@ElBaradei is the funniest anagram on Twitter since @RayAdverb! @EliBraden

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Tags: anagram, Bill Zam, Dave Barry, egypt, El Baradei, ElBaradei, Eli Braden, imballz

the Ukraine is weak

by Bill Zam | Posted on: February 1, 2011 8:17 am - in Zamblog

Tunisia, Egypt and now Jordan? The gods are playing Risk! Look out, Kamchatka!

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Tags: board game, egypt, jordan, kamchatka, risk, tunisia, ukraine

i put the “base” in pyramid

by Bill Zam | Posted on: January 28, 2011 8:58 am - in journaliZam

Cairo, ro, ro your boat, gently down the stream [of water cannons], merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I am but an insensitive dick who trivializes the plight of others as long as there is an opportunity to make a bad pun.

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Tags: egypt, no he didn't, politics, protest, water

Girls Gone Niled

by Bill Zam | Posted on: January 28, 2011 8:14 am - in journaliZam

Egyptian police hit 1000s with water cannons, but DON’T WORRY. Joe Francis was there. Order now and you can see it for $19.95!

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Tags: egypt, girls gone wild, joe francis, police, politics, water

wet like an Egyptian

by Bill Zam | Posted on: January 28, 2011 8:08 am - in journaliZam

Egyptian police hit thousands with water cannons. In America, we call that “Typhoon Lagoon” and charge people $75 each.

*Talk about dedicated research. I had to look through DOZENS of Susanna Hoffs pictures to find one with water in it. I’ll be OK.

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Tags: bangles, egypt, egyptian, police, politics, protest, susanna hoffs, water

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