Just kidding. I’d be a terrible robber because I’d get caught outside the window loudly debating whether it’s “burglarize” or “burgle.”
Anybody else burglarizing empty houses for National Night Out tonight?
I bet Half-and-Half Helga to place
by Bill Zam | Posted on: December 14, 2011 7:51 am - in journaliZam
Atlanta Journal-Constitution Headlines:
“8 charged with running Georgia prostitution ring”
Zam:
It must be hard to run around that ring in heels. Who won?
Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sentenced to 14 years in prison, one for every letter of his name.
Loc up
by Bill Zam | Posted on: October 3, 2011 11:50 am - in journaliZam
E! Online:
“Tone Loc Pleads No Contest in Felony Domestic Violence Case”
Zam:
Take a hint from Chris Brown if you want to get off easy, Tone: hit while you have a hit.