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perhaps a wood-chucking division?

by Bill Zam | Posted on: July 26, 2012 8:25 am - in journaliZam

@HoustonChron:
“Shell profits are down by $2 billion”

Zam:
Maybe she should diversify and stop selling them by the sea shore.

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Tags: business, gasoline, Houston Chronicle, oil, seashells, sell, Shell, tongue twisters

abort, retry, fail?

by Bill Zam | Posted on: May 23, 2012 5:01 pm - in journaliZam

Hewlett-Packard is cutting 27,000 jobs to save $3 billion, which is the equivalent cost of six inkjet printer cartridge refills.

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Tags: business, cartridge, computer, employment, Hewlett-Packard, HP, inkjet, layoffs, printer, refill, technology, unemployment

can you hear me better outside the Tauntaun?

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 31, 2011 10:06 pm - in Zamblog

Why does the government want to block AT-AT’s using T-Mobile? The reception on Hoth sucks.

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Tags: action, AT&T, business, cell, film, hoth, merger, mobile, phone, science fiction, Star Wars, T-Mobile, tauntaun, telecommunications, telephone, the empire strikes back

drop it like it’s hot

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 31, 2011 10:00 pm - in Zamblog

“Hello, AT&T and T-Mobile? This is the government. We’re going to block your merger. I said, WE ARE GOING TO BLOCK—hello? You there?”

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Tags: AT&T, business, cell, merger, mobile, phone, T-Mobile, telecommunications, telephone

noodling on a new name

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 4, 2011 8:17 am - in journaliZam

Kraft splits into two companies. They preferred “Cheese” and “Macaroni,” but the feather in Yankee Doodle’s cap threatened litigation.

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Tags: business, cheese, corporate, kraft, macaroni, name, split, yankee doodle

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