@HoustonChron:
“Shell profits are down by $2 billion”
Zam:
Maybe she should diversify and stop selling them by the sea shore.
@HoustonChron:
“Shell profits are down by $2 billion”
Zam:
Maybe she should diversify and stop selling them by the sea shore.
Hewlett-Packard is cutting 27,000 jobs to save $3 billion, which is the equivalent cost of six inkjet printer cartridge refills.
Why does the government want to block AT-AT’s using T-Mobile? The reception on Hoth sucks.
“Hello, AT&T and T-Mobile? This is the government. We’re going to block your merger. I said, WE ARE GOING TO BLOCK—hello? You there?”
Kraft splits into two companies. They preferred “Cheese” and “Macaroni,” but the feather in Yankee Doodle’s cap threatened litigation.