“Why is she wearing a basketball?” -Michael, age 13
Here are my guaranteed lock picks for this year’s tourney…BEFORE Selection Sunday.
Why does the sign at the pool say “NO HORSEPLAY?” They don’t even have a basketball hoop.
“I’d have spent more time filling out my brackets if I’d known I was going to lose in the championship game.” The I’ds of March Madness
I can’t believe [NCAA tourney seeding affront]! I haven’t been this upset since Facebook changed [the format of anything]!