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by Bill Zam | Posted on: February 6, 2013 10:21 am - in journaliZam

@SouthwestAir:
“Heart just skip a beat? Must’ve been our #SouthwestSale!”

Zam:
Or blood vessel constriction from your tiny seats!

by Bill Zam | Posted on: October 22, 2012 8:04 am - in journaliZam

Lance Armstrong should melt his seven medals down and give the investigators back one giant Flavor Flav-sized medal.

by Bill Zam | Posted on: October 5, 2012 9:17 am - in journaliZam

The U.S. economy added 114,000 jobs last month, and every single one of them was a Republican National Convention telemarketer who called my house.

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 15, 2012 3:02 pm - in journaliZam

@EnvironmentBlog:
“Oregon Bans Topping Off”

Zam:
Wow, homophobia is starting to get really specific.

by Bill Zam | Posted on: August 2, 2012 11:26 am - in journaliZam

@cnnbrk:
Kofi #Annan resigns as U.N. and Arab League special envoy to#Syria.

@billzam:
Choose your terrible pun: “Annan…parting is such sweet sorrow.” or “We’re out of Kofi.”